titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(Source: kngshxt, via dont--die)

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

(via evenlove-ersdrown)

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

(via evenlove-ersdrown)

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via evenlove-ersdrown)

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore, via sssageee)

lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

(via oceanechild)

evenlove-ersdrown:

runsonpizza:

theginger-snap:

VOODOO DOUGHNUTS, PORTLAND OREGON

sweet bby jesus

maple bacon bar is life

evenlove-ersdrown:

runsonpizza:

theginger-snap:

VOODOO DOUGHNUTS, PORTLAND OREGON

sweet bby jesus

maple bacon bar is life

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via thecrackedvessel)

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via sharksinyourfuckinmouth)