rachhaelt:

Boys who try to be cute & say they will take care of you when you’re sick are liars because my mom doesn’t even do that

xbox420:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

this is from the x files

(Source: rock-n-pizzarolls, via twofoldty)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via minejust-burnedgold)

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via twofoldty)

singoallala:

vivi-shiba:

kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

i just looked over my glasses and it genuinely looks like a raw chicken breast in the forest.




Just remember kids, if you ever find a fawn just lying around like this, DO NOT TOUCH IT. It’s NOT abandoned, it’s just waiting for its mother to come back from foraging, and chances are she’s closer than you realise.

singoallala:

vivi-shiba:

kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

i just looked over my glasses and it genuinely looks like a raw chicken breast in the forest.

Just remember kids, if you ever find a fawn just lying around like this, DO NOT TOUCH IT. It’s NOT abandoned, it’s just waiting for its mother to come back from foraging, and chances are she’s closer than you realise.

(via sssageee)

oscar worthy

(Source: c-mines, via sssageee)

phosphorescentt:

if you are losing weight and getting fit right now and you’re in college, with a job, in your late teens or early twenties, and you are not only struggling with the bullshit that goes with school and work but also trying to get in the best shape of your life while also simultaneously coping with the inner monologue in your head that won’t shut up about your imminent future as an adult in the real world, you get mad props from me.

(via styleyourbody)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets, via thecrackedvessel)

death-by-lulz:


A humming bird drinking from the mouth of a person in Wyoming during an extreme drought in 2012

death-by-lulz:

A humming bird drinking from the mouth of a person in Wyoming during an extreme drought in 2012

(Source: stunningpicture, via dont--die)

"With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?"

Oscar Wilde  (via universal-wanderer)

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